Are lazy people the really smart ones? I certainly believe so. Because they are soooooooo inventive...!
Yeah... lazy people... They find quick ways to get things done. Their minds work crooked and wicked at times, to get things done their way. Why do you think women cry!! It is the easiest way to get things done from men! (What am I doing, revealing long kept secrets from the womens closet??!)
So, this woman friend of mine has twins OK... and she is one tired woman, running behind her twins, both one year old boys! The most troublesome times are when she has to run behind four small speeding feet in all directions with a bowl of rice to feed them! Ever frustrated and weary!
So what does this mother do these days? She lets the twins starve a little generally by playing with them catch and run... gets them hungry, and then feeds them. Now, the rice bowl is empty in minutes! And we all call her lazy woman, and how smart she is!
This other woman I know, she rides a two-wheeler... Scooty. So, there is this huge parking lot at her office where all park their two wheelers. The bikes are all parked in one row, all facing the wall opposite. In the evenings when it's time to go back home, there is a lot of rush and chaos at the parking lot, with each one reversing and trying to remove their bikes all at the same time.
But this woman, as she is smart, has absolutely no trouble! Why? Co'z she parks her scooty already reversed in the morning everyday! She claims it is easier to spot her vehicle, as it is the only one facing the opposite direction, and she comes out easily than the rest amidst all the confusion. Clever one there again.
The kitchen is the place to be most creatively lazy! I know a family where the husband is so busy and doesn't spend time out with family. So this woman, when the mixer got conked, just never bothered to get it repaired, but started using so much of grinder. Then the grinder got conked, she did'nt bother to have it repaired... and she used a lot of Toaster... then even the toaster got conked. No repair again. Now, the family runs to restaurants more often than before, and they enjoy being with the family too! Quite and expensive idea too... but good results!
From my end, kudos to all lazy women out there... get more creative!